Your Future's in the Mugs, Not the Stars!
Spill the beans (literally!) on what destiny has brewed for you. Upload your coffee remnants and prepare for hilariously un-guaranteed prophecies from the depths of your daily grind!
Divine My Daily Grind!
How Our Caffeinated Crystal Ball Works
Concoct your usual potion of wakefulness. Espresso, drip, instant mud – all are welcome in the eyes of the Coffee Oracle.
Gaze upon the dregs, the foam, the artistic splatter. Is it a rabbit? A looming deadline? Snap a pic!
Upload your masterpiece and receive a fortune so funny, you'll forget it's probably nonsense.
Why Entrust Your Fate to Coffee Stains?
Uncannily Vague
Our fortunes are so versatile, they're never wrong! "Something interesting will happen." See? Genius.
Productivity Boost*
Why do today what your coffee says you can put off? *Results may vary. May actually decrease productivity.
Social Spark
Share bizarre fortunes and be the life of the party, or just that person who really loves coffee.
Whispers from the Caffeinated Crowd
"The Oracle told me I'd meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger. Turns out it was just my reflection in a puddle after spilling my latte. Close enough!"
- Brenda S. Presso
"My grounds predicted 'unexpected richness.' I found a forgotten $5 bill in my jeans! Thanks, Coffee Oracle, you're better than my financial advisor!"
- Earl G. Grey
"It said 'Adventure Awaits!' So I tried a new coffee shop. The barista was grumpy. 10/10 would consult grounds again."
- Mocha Lisa
Ready to Decode Your Drink?
The beans have spoken... or at least, they've left some interesting patterns. Your hilarious, insightful, and utterly unscientific coffee fortune awaits!
Unveil My Coffee's Secrets!